The Morporkian Civil Liberties Union (MCLU)ΒΆ

Chaotic scene outside a cheese shop disguised as an MCLU basement entrance. A dwarf, a troll, and a vampire argue heatedly. From a second-floor window, a human throws pamphlets towards passersby, the papers drifting like leaves.

Your Privacy. Your Business. None of Ours to Keep, But Definitely Not Theirs to Take.

Founded: 1992 (or possibly 1382). The Ankh-Morpork calendar is confusing, and honestly, dates are just another form of surveillance.

Legal Status: Registered as a "Guild of Moral Concern" under the Miscellaneous Guilds Act. Tax-exempt because we have no money.

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Last updated: 1 July 2026